i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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