no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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