naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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