Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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