im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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