well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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