he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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