That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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