He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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