Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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