Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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