Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
