You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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