4 words: hood of his car
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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