that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Dick very happy bro
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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