It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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