Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
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Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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