Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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