Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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