Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
there is glitter all over my balls
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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