For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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