take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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