last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
