he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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