We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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