She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My pussy is not your playground.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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