Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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