my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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