I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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