walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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