I cockslap morals
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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