so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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