i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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