it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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