butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
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Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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