It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Randomize
