Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I have aggressive nipples.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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