if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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