ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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