How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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