The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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