Dual....:-)
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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