scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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