my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
it hurts more in the daytime
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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