You're completely useless in the revolution.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm like, not good at living.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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