Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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