i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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