I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
