Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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