All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I faked an abortion last night.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Randomize
