just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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