you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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