I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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