we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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