i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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